On January 2, 2014, all the corporate executives in the world and all the ticket buyer to the Passion of the Christ who came away from the Voldemort 3-D experience with a passion of vengeance in their hearts against the Jewish children in Israel received an agate crystal ribbed dildo with 29 ribs. A note told them to stick it up their asses in the name of Jehovah, or Saint Matthew, Mark, and Saint Luke Skywalker will kill them.